Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine?
She wanted a clean sweep.

What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A flying sorcerer.

What do you call a motorbike belonging to a witch?
A brroooooom stick!

Did you hear about the little spook who couldn't sleep at night because his brother kept telling him Human stories.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

What is a ghost's favourite dessert?
Boo-berry pie with I-scream!